标题: 环球小姐如何形容男性器官的(爆笑)---看看中国小姐怎么回答的 [打印本页] 作者: 心情有好有坏 时间: 20.4.2006 18:17
miss universe's last question 环球小姐面试的最后一题 <br />question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen. 美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立…… (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) <br />question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) <br />question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) <br />question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers. 印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms india: because it works day and night...... 印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <br /><br />question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) <br /><br />question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <br />question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane. 中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……<br /><br />作者: 小狸猫 时间: 21.4.2006 00:56
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中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……<br /><br />心情有好有坏是在自我形容,跟自我吹嘘吗? <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->作者: maxils 时间: 22.4.2006 16:25
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