标题: 小姐竟用英语逼死美国人 [打印本页] 作者: 好坏不分 时间: 2.10.2006 01:20
<span style='color:blue'>来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：<br /> <br />前台小姐：“hello.”<br /> <br />美国人：“hi.”<br /> <br />前台小姐：“you have what thing？”<br /> <br />美国人：“can you speak english？”<br /> <br />前台小姐：“if i not speak english，i am speaking what？”<br /> <br />美国人：“can anybody else speak english？”<br /><br />前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go！”<br /><br />美国人：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english？”<br /> <br />前台小姐：“shout what shout，quiet a little，you one arth have what thing?”<br /> <br />美国人：“i want to speak to your head.”<br /> <br />前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come！”<br /> <br />美国人吐血。。。</span><br /><br />