标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! [打印本页] 作者: whv 时间: 25.10.2007 14:57 标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! Men Are Hard To Pleased5 ]* f; W! C$ k0 k. k* J
男人很难取悦!!$ i, j5 g& H& |3 m
- I: m# o1 F! BThe problems with GUYS:0 E; u4 G% Q" O' |
男人的问题是：- Y W* E" n) L6 x5 X; `
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
$ e* n* A/ i& `$ [( K& _ 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
( J2 L' B% T/ \3 B' l! XIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.3 b" i; g* g2 k0 g+ |
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．8 T# F: a9 h" t% b s u& h
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
. ~# [- O% f0 m1 Q" L" I4 w; n 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．: C2 F* \! {' A7 \% T1 a7 H
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
; i) ^, l c+ z% i0 g 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
2 t( N# E) B5 s$ A. k4 \/ a% ~+ lIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;+ q, L0 a6 b1 l5 y+ p
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执5 I" |' | f5 l- \- f% }; o8 d, c
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
; @( m( U& i! |6 e) J0 l 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
- [- Y6 I2 I; C: h n6 q7 L' x0 V2 a( C2 F' DIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
! @$ E9 v2 i$ | f3 V+ W+ O5 c 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷+ Z$ i+ D" I5 a3 \5 v6 g( j0 U
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
2 K) g, p: z" o! \, w. ~) I 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
( u- M, M$ Z ]( d' I ZIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
/ D; J$ r/ i! s8 n2 D' P/ c 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
0 h6 X+ T6 `3 l" A 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．/ f8 D7 [# B8 N- @0 `4 z
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
- |( I- F+ N' M( e 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
' \1 [1 i8 I2 g3 m% W* Z. [ 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！. s# E5 ~/ ?- x3 p' b) f$ T1 z. F5 c& S
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;( G! \9 N5 _% J# \
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.3 S! x7 s) f& [/ j! k( I# W4 o( R
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
" i. ]0 x# i% s- m8 N 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
! w2 p7 s( }& C0 f- P, W9 i% {- c: N# Z* l/ E& d( a8 }" jIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
7 M- H% q; ]% O4 s5 S# a0 J% Z6 s1 U 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;! b1 \, W* o3 _. e: J" S( B
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人: L' L: w2 X3 P n+ ~% O
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.& t) O% \' a( c, |7 i7 s, q4 v4 d
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
" ?" `# @. k+ T' ^* P) K$ y6 E- W3 @$ HIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;2 B- Y% K6 {9 W' H, Z
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.& H/ M6 {8 Y4 e1 V/ ~
如果他吸烟，他是绅士( M7 S; q' y5 G, x
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; \/ G; ~4 T) Y3 f# P7 U
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气/ h, S" d0 ~' d
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
% K- t# v& V1 E7 [% d 如果他考得好，他说是实力！" S3 A }3 w& K' z4 J
! W# o$ T& s2 U# p2 nIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;# U: C" a% _% Y8 u! R* k, ?
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍% V& C7 r; W+ X7 l6 H j
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!* v- Y5 j x f0 |& ?
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！/ \7 x/ r' e4 h& C* B" @/ ]
3 O+ _) W' ~1 v" K2 b! YSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!7 k2 v9 u7 W* v$ _, ]( u8 T
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
& B6 e s0 ?! E- k5 F. d- z& [如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．4 d2 Q# N# n$ o5 U6 k; E z
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
, j- }% d; c) d3 b: T' j 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．$ q+ x1 Z+ }5 M
The moral of the story is.......
, m. q. S( I% h7 z) `: L6 X以上的故事告诉我们：
0 F; X1 I Q# ]* }' b4 p3 T3 f" R* ^- ^Send this to guys out there anyway...1 N+ D ]# W* A9 a# _& E
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！, Q I5 O+ F5 k% ~- Y8 O9 d! U
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
3 O5 \+ a3 }4 x. w转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！作者: du980301 时间: 25.10.2007 21:21
干吗要取悦男人/ L H8 x! h% D. K
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就这样了，没辙！！作者: kiss 时间: 25.10.2007 23:41
不鸟他，
: S; X b9 g0 f, E$ S3 X6 k' n让他自娱自乐吧
