标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! [打印本页] 作者: whv 时间: 25.10.2007 14:57 标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! Men Are Hard To Pleased# ^) y2 }5 L, u% n- m9 d0 e
男人很难取悦!! x4 X3 z: v0 J) }8 ]- Q2 V3 Y
" u3 E& U4 Z% S' G* j9 XThe problems with GUYS:
6 g' E: G7 o' f; ?- R; H ~ 男人的问题是：
+ `. Z& ^# p+ T2 K3 N+ `7 N3 m F7 f) S; M- s/ d7 d% C6 @If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;0 m7 O8 _$ C6 G q& }
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．: ]8 D* c$ f! ]% c
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.' m+ p3 u+ i- F2 k9 l$ i' N
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．2 i F# ], P7 L% c
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;, J% x- S7 c& g6 f
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
4 ?7 A3 n q6 E& ]8 B5 w N' G5 M/ H, n) [/ _7 C5 vIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
+ q2 r. e5 T/ C% X" u0 z 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;: |# l+ N9 X) u
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执& Z* \# M$ {" A* k$ Q# i, D
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
, d3 w6 W) `/ a 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
* W: c$ y _* G. m, y) c3 z. ]5 A5 i3 c2 M5 r4 t# WIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
% Z$ z. r2 g X$ E" j3 {" T- q 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷& U5 M# ~" @, S) M* G% \4 w
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.( o' V7 }! D5 l2 {: q; ~! m- Y
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
$ r. d5 L3 A ]9 rIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
) b) i R0 i+ E" p9 j8 i) I 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
0 {$ b+ y& t( V/ P' [ 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．6 p/ f* T* t8 O. Q) S7 d- r
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
7 f* `) _4 ~3 `' F* Y* t5 F0 k 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
# m5 r+ y, w6 u& z4 E& M9 w5 p7 t3 r. L0 g% ?If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.7 ?' y8 ?' h) C- S
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
1 P- R& M( ^1 R- u% z# H0 n4 j% Y5 G5 G- bIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
& l5 I- }6 W1 V7 [; | 如果不，他说妳不信任他
0 f. f' P- g h, {7 T' j6 @9 }; W+ ~# x2 k2 ?If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
4 Y' P+ \$ I9 | 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
0 @' c4 n5 s. Y* r# Y6 S, r1 U( sIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.# G2 h) z: S3 q0 _
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳7 T' J. ]9 X# X9 D
7 ?! g2 c: k1 ^+ lIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
6 h" T% h1 @6 j& V W 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
- r: C" v d& D- L( M lIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.% s0 z6 S. {( W* }' v; K
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
/ U# ~1 |% k7 m% Y. X7 u& s; w1 e; b& e- U; o( x2 n5 y' k5 fIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
/ F- i: X% x. @/ Z; u6 k 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
3 t" W; B. N" d/ U" X8 ]. M4 h! l" u4 RIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.% Y/ }$ P9 r9 w& `+ b
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
! v; x. S/ {4 V) W9 C0 JIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
$ F2 D7 `/ _, A( o/ q* B 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
# T, e0 H9 q" E3 a5 X 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
. T ]) j' Y, i4 V* Q1 e8 Q/ L" W! a" D; v; i3 d$ w9 OIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
1 [% Y! \ g5 w" A9 f 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍1 l* T5 ]2 `1 s4 p& ]9 d( t
V, g, G4 o6 O# X) j! C+ PIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!' u m: m! x$ D9 q4 ~8 Z, e* a g
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！4 j$ A4 a Y K% F
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
; j4 [. l# z, J2 ?/ z如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
6 f) ]2 y! ^4 D1 } }but if u don't they say u are selfish..... V1 U. G2 N1 Y4 C) \' N# |; B& ^
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
' p9 Z$ W* K6 c0 o1 k6 UThe moral of the story is.......
# I) d" a+ O6 W, J以上的故事告诉我们：( E% F! j6 a$ I
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
, ~! r/ g6 M8 A, ?- I快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...8 b+ _# F2 a- f3 ^6 [; j
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！作者: du980301 时间: 25.10.2007 21:21
干吗要取悦男人. k( w. g. m7 @# g% |
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就这样了，没辙！！作者: kiss 时间: 25.10.2007 23:41
不鸟他，
, ^9 y" Q: k% y9 g' q/ L3 b! k让他自娱自乐吧
