A "KISS"--哈哈

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A "KISS"<br><br>At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.<br><br>The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a &#39;KISS&#39; before you begin your speech."<br><br>The speaker smiled and explained, "You don&#39;t know my wife. The &#39;KISS&#39; she give me stands for &#39;Keep It Short, Stupid.&#39;"<br>