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这是一篇员工工作评估报告,到底评估人认为Bob Smith是个称职的<br>员工呢,还是一个应该尽快被炒鱿鱼的家伙?<br>Be sure to read through to the bottom...<br>1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found<br>2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without<br>3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never<br>4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always<br>5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended<br>6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee<br>7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no<br>8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound<br>9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be<br>10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be<br>11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be<br>12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be<br>13 executed as soon as possible.<br><br>Addendum:<br>That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report<br>sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered<br>lines.<br><br>(原来如此……)<br> |
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