I am a Sweet Bay

quantum

I am a  <a href='https://www.kaiyuan.info/modules/ipboard/index.php?act=ST&f=84&t=15964' target='_blank'><span style='color:blue'>Sweet Bay</span></a>. I am sweet.<br>It is true, that I am really sweet.<br>Yesterday I had a bath. After that the water was evaporated, we got 2 kg sugar.<br>The swimming pools in my city refuse to offer me a swim. &quot;He makes the whole pool into honey,&quot; the manager of the swimming pools complained, &quot;and we have trouble chasing away those so many ants.&quot;<br>Every time when I am jogging, I sweat. It is not my fault to sweat. Everybody sweats and I couldn&#39;t help.<br>My sweat is more than honey. The ants would queue for miles following the way that I am jogging.<br>Whenever my citizens see the millions of billions of ants queuing on the streets, roads, and jogging ways, instead of talking with each other like in the old Chinese saying &quot;It is going to rain.&quot;, they say &quot;Quantum is jogging&quot;.<br>&quot;Sweat is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you are gonna get.&quot; The ants would probably say.<br>I get some fame. Like for all those famous people, fame brings me sometimes trouble.<br>Last time when I was on the plane, a stewardess came to me and asked: &quot;Would you mind if someone kisses you?&quot;<br>I knew she was beautiful, a real blond. To be honest I wouldn&#39;t mind if she kisses me. She is charming. But being asked such a question in front of so many people is still a little bit unusual for me. I could hear my heart beat, and I thought I blushed.<br>&quot;Cause we are running out of sugar.&quot; Was her second words.<br><br>

quantum

给大家翻译一下吧。欢迎有空到“外语空间”练练外语去。<br>

quantum

我是香甜花。我很甜。<br>不错，我是很甜。<br>昨天我洗了个澡。洗澡水干了之后，捞出二斤糖来。<br>我所在城市的游泳池拒绝让我游泳。“他把整个游泳池都搞得跟蜂蜜似的，” 游泳池的主管抱怨道，“每次我们都不厌驱赶蚂蚁之烦。”<br>每次跑步锻炼的时候，我会出汗。出汗不是我的错。每个人都出汗。<br>我的汗落到地上，比蜂蜜更吸引蚂蚁。蚂蚁在我跑过流汗的路上，排几英里的队。<br>每当人们看到成百亿计的蚂蚁黑压压地在路上势如长龙的时候，他们不是象中国谚语中那样说“蚂蚁排队，大雨压背” ，而是会说：“肯定是quantum又跑步了。”<br>蚂蚁们估计也颇有类似于 Forrest Gump的感慨：“汗水真是犹如一盒巧克力啊，你永远不知道你拿到的那滴是什么味道！”<br>我得到了一定名气。就象所有的名人一样，名气有时候也会带来麻烦。<br>上次我坐飞机的时候，一名空中小姐来到我身边，问我：“您介意有人吻您一下吗？”<br>我知道她很漂亮，一个真正的金发美人。实话说，我倒并不介意她吻我。她很迷人。但是在那么多人面前突然被问到这么个问题，我还是有点手足无措。我几乎能听到自己的心跳。我想我脸红了。<br>“啊，我们的咖啡方糖用完了。” 她接着说道。<br><br>

笑仙人

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小青

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yingz1221

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quantum

原文就是偶自己写的；后来为了照顾那些德语偏科的网友，译了一下。<br>偶自己是感觉读译文不如读原文的，少了那种含蓄的幽默味道。 <!--emo&--><img src='https://www.kaiyuan.info/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <br><br>