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A farmer in his pickup truck in Alabama was driving across a<br>bridge when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge<br>ready to jump to his death in the river below. The man stopped<br>his truck ran up to the man and said, "Hey fellow, why are you<br>doing this?" The man replied, "Well, I have nothing to live for."<br>The Alabama man replied, "Well, think of your wife and<br>children&#33;" The jumper replied, "I have no wife or children."<br>The Alabama man then said, "Well, then think of your mother<br>and father&#33;"<br>The man replied, "Mom and Dad passed on many years back."<br>The Alabama man then said, "Well, think of General Robert E.<br>Lee&#33;"<br>The would-be jumper replied, "Who?"<br>With that the Alabama man said, "Jump, you stupid Yankee,<br>jump&#33;"<br><br>

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