Top 10 Funny Store Signs

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1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." <br><br>　　一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！" <br><br>　　2.Outside a hotel: "Help&#33; We need inn-experienced people." <br><br>　　酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。" <br><br>　　3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." <br><br>　　接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。" <br><br>　　4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit&#33; Stay&#33;" <br><br>　　兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！" <br><br>　　5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don&#39;t you will be." <br><br>　　在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" <br><br>　　6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." <br><br>　　电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。" <br><br>　　7.In a restaurant window: "Don&#39;t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." <br><br>　　餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！" <br><br>　　8.Inside a bowling alley: "lease be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." <br><br>　　在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" <br><br>　　9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we&#39;ll wait." <br><br>　　在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" <br>