Tales From The Shire

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Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, &quot;I can&#39;t do it, I can&#39;t do it, I CAN&#39;T DO IT&#33;&quot;<br> <br>In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, &quot;How did it go?&quot; The first one answers. &quot;It was embarrassing. I simply couldn&#39;t do it.&quot; <br><br>The second hobbit shook his head. &quot;Manhood problems, eh?&quot; <br><br>&quot;No. I couldn&#39;t get on the bed&#33;&quot; <br>

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