How to date a white girl( 如何泡白妞）

爱洋妞

One thing you should know, I get alotta White pussy. And it's really no better than any other race. Just thought you should know. I don't have any white fetishes or anything.

I GET THE White Chicks and here's how to hook and crook.

1. White girls like nice guys. The really good looking white girls generally enjoy being with nice guys because their mothers taught them not to fuck around with poor losers. White girls want a guy they can take home and at the same time not get ridiculed by their white girlfriends. Rude, or guys on dope, in trouble with the law, etc..are usually delegated to skanky white chicks with 5 miles of bad road rash on their faces and tattoos who live out in Jersey. So, it pays to be nice and courteous and smile often. Look, even though there's nothing to smile at, white people are superficial. You walk in the office downtown and all your white co-workers are always smiling that fake fucking obligatory smile. So, now you know, keep on smilin.

2. White girls love conversation. Don't be some nervous asshole looking for the white pussy. They can smell your fake shit a mile ago. Act like you know and be confident. Don't fall apart. Don't fucking stutter like a bitch and wear nice clothes. You also should wear some fucking cologne. The more you know how to handle yourself on many different subjects the more they will be impressed by you. I tend to educate myself on several different subjects which comes in very handy. You see a white girl sitting by herself at a coffee shop and you ease your way up to her by asking her what she's reading and then you start complementing the book even though you never finished reading it past page 2. I've hooked alot of white girls from that move. White girls love to yak on about things most guys find irritating. Such as saving the spotted owl or shopping at Barneys.

So, remember this: Try to get smart on different subjects so you can handle yourself on different levels.

3. Culture. White girls love culture. White people have NO cultural existence here in America. Which brings me to my next hook. The more ethnic you look or act actually plays into getting more pussy. White girls dig culture and anything attached to it. They feel they want to be more 'worldly' and hence, they feel they have to 'get cultural' by going to cultural events and other festive outings. One of the best places on picking up a white girl is at either a museum or ethnic gathering. They love trying new things and eating new foods. Why do you think White girls love eating Thai food? Tell them you're from Thailand and promise to cook them some authentic Thai food at your home and then you can score some white pussy action. Even if you're NOT Thai, doesn't matter. Cuz White girls can't tell the difference!

4. Keep your eyes open. There's plenty of lonely white girls out there. I see pretty white girls everyday with no date. The bus stop is a good place to look. Check out the ones downtown in the financial district. That's where I ply my trade. I've taken home over 30 white women in a yrs' time there. I was probably rejected about 100 times, but it's only the times you get in her panties that matter. No one ever talks about how you fucked up. People remember how and when you scored. Penn Station is usually no good. Women there are usually uptight and cranky because a LIRR ride tends to be longer and thus more likelyhood your target is going to want to either sleep or meditate. Also, it's not like you can 'get off' after you've been rejected either, you have to stick around for awhile till you get to the next station.

White girls are nice and friendly once you get to know them. Don't be afraid to go up and start talking to a white girl. I do this all the time. No big deal, they're people like you and me. I don't get laid everytime, but my win-loss ratio is quite good. It also keeps you on your toes and gives you practice. Don't be afraid if she says, 'no, I have a boyfriend'. 99% of the time this is their natural defense. Don't take that as a rejection. So what? She has a boyfriend. Don't let that scare you off. I've nailed plenty of white girls who had boyfriends. You should come off as if you're weren't trying to ask her out in the first place. Your response should be, 'that's nice. I have girlfriend too. I'm not trying to break up your family, just want to buy you a drink and small talk'

5. Department Stores or Malls are a great place to find your future white woman. They're literally a plethora of blondes, brunettes and redheads there. Of course the chance tends to lessen when they're with their girlfriends so while the herd is thick, the chances are lower there. But, if you're hardcore and don't mind being rejected in front of other people like me. Then that is your place. You can hunt white girls by offering to buy them a drink or sit with them at the mall restaurant area.

Scope out your target and make sure you don't mess up your speech. White girls don't want to date a fucking retard. If they did, they'd stick to dating just white guys.

6. The park. This is a really low cost way to meet a white chick. First of all, white chicks love dogs. Go to any park in the city and you will find plenty of white girls hanging out walking their dog. Play it cool. Pretend that you love her dog and start telling her how you used to have the same dog as a kid and how it got sick and passed on. Then quickly change the subject and start telling her about your plans on getting a new dog in the very near future. Then ask her out for drinks or dinner in the Fillmore. 90% chance you will get the date.

7. The supermarket. There's plenty of white chicks at the supermarket shopping for fruits and vegetables. Their boyfriends usually don't go with them. They're at home jacking off to Newsweek or The Simpsons. This is when you must strike. Come in with force and confidence. Women love a confident man. This is what you must be. The vegetable isle at Whole Foods is one of the better places to drop your lines. That's the best place to make a move.

8. Younger white girls lack any self-confidence. They're into how they look and current fashion trends that they usually are quiet when they're not with their girlfriends. Older white chicks tend to be either too easy or a very tough nut to crack. My personal experience is the older white chicks give good head. They aren't a bad fuck. I've nailed quite a few old deprived women. Their white husbands are all on viagra cuz they can't get it up. Too much problems which leads to their women looking for some new dick.

The reasoning is that
A. they don't get laid often.
B. they are 'experienced' with men and therefore know enough not to trust them.
C. their white husbands are limp dicks. all on viagra or some substance abuse trying to help them get sexual. i've noticed older white guys are usually limp dick from what their wives have told me.

Always find them when they are alone. Never attack when there are more than 3 girls.

9.The bookstore. I've met alot of nice white chicks in the bookstore. They're usually in the harliquinn romance area so beware. They love to daydream about romance and a romantic guy. The best move here is to say something nice or compliment, like, 'did you drop this? must of slipped right off your neck'.

10. Race. Look, white women are white women right? WRONG. There are certain types and certain instincts that you should know. Later on after you've dated them you will say, 'oh yeah that guy What What was right after all'.

IRISH WOMEN ARE THE BEST FOR BEGINNERS. If you see any redhead or dirty blonde, she's probably an irish girl..that would be about 90% of the white girl population in NY. These girls are good to go. They're like training wheels for any man. I know alot of my buddies who actually fell in love with a pretty irish girl and got married. I'm not advocating you get married with the first one you find, hells no. But if you're really digging her..that's up to you.

DUTCH-GERMAN ARE HARD TO FIND. They're usually mixed up in a mutt complex. They have harder features and nice long legs. Very nice.

CZECH GIRLS ARE LIKE RIDING IN A PORSCHE 911 GT2 WITH 98 OCTANE FUEL. These girls are extremely hot. If you can land one of these beauties you know what time it is!

RUSSIAN-EASTERN EURO GIRLS ARE SUPER LOVELY AND EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGING BUT WORTH IT. I've dated quite a few of these. They are tempermental like irish girls and very emotional. Be prepared to play 'mr nice guy' for sometime. But once you're in, you're in the catbird seat baby.

FRENCH GIRLS ARE NON-EXISTANT IN AMERICA. I've been to France to meet a few French girls. Nothing spectacular, I admit there were a few hot ones, but the majority were too skinny and lack any body structure for me to enjoy.

ITALIAN GIRLS ARE EXOTIC NOW. They are no holds barred, these girls will fuck the shit out of you if you get them in the right mood.

I guarantee three things: YOUR EGO WILL BE CRUSHED MANY TIMES. ONLY REAL MEN WILL SUCCEED. YOU WILL FIND A WHITE GIRL AND IT'S ALL UP TO YOU IF YOU KEEP HER OR LOSE HER.

Remember: Blondes, Brunettes, RedHeads, it's all the same down there. Hair color means nothing. It's all about how you 'handle your business' that counts.

Be smooth and don't annoy her, just know when to back down or you'll lose her.

JUST KEEP COLLECTING WHITE WOMEN'S NUMBERS AND NEVER QUIT. KEEP ON HITTING ON THEM AND ASK THEM OUT FOR A DRINK OR A WALK OR WHATEVER. IF YOU GET ONE, DON'T STOP, SCOPE OUT SOME MORE AND KEEP A DIARY. TRUST ME, SHE WILL FLAKE OUT ON YOU. DON'T BE A PUSSY, GO OUT AND GET SOME.

Lastly, stay the fuck away from FAT WHITE CHICKS. While they are an easiest prey and lay, they are usually laden with explosives. They can go psycho on your quickly with multiple personalities. It's happened to me before.

如果您连这么简单的英语都看不懂，建议不要泡白人，希望等于0。

keitja

我觉得白人妞是全世界最好吊的。（我怎么用那么脏的语言………………）。
大部分头脑可简单了。 总之我认识的姑娘们都是这样。