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I am a <a href='https://www.kaiyuan.info/modules/ipboard/index.php?act=ST&f=84&t=15964' target='_blank'> Sweet Bay </a>. I am sweet.<br>It is true, that I am really sweet.<br>Yesterday I had a bath. After that the water was evaporated, we got 2 kg sugar.<br>The swimming pools in my city refuse to offer me a swim. "He makes the whole pool into honey," the manager of the swimming pools complained, "and we have trouble chasing away those so many ants."<br>Every time when I am jogging, I sweat. It is not my fault to sweat. Everybody sweats and I couldn't help.<br>My sweat is more than honey. The ants would queue for miles following the way that I am jogging.<br>Whenever my citizens see the millions of billions of ants queuing on the streets, roads, and jogging ways, instead of talking with each other like in the old Chinese saying "It is going to rain.", they say "Quantum is jogging".<br>"Sweat is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you are gonna get." The ants would probably say.<br>I get some fame. Like all those famous people, fame brings me sometimes trouble.<br>Last time when I was on the plane, a stewardess came to me and asked: "Would you mind if someone kisses you?"<br>I knew she was beautiful, a real blond. To be honest I wouldn't mind if she kisses me. She is charming. But being asked such a question in front of so many people is still a little bit unusual for me. I could hear my heart beat, and I thought I blushed.<br>"Cause we are running out of sugar." Was her second words.<br><br><br><br> |
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