弱弱的请教一下前辈们 毕业后在德国找工作的问题~~~

ketty216

哈哈哈！~ 牛！ <!--emo&(y)--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbs_up.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbs_up.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br /><!--QuoteBegin-dmrt_+18.05.2007, 00:16 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dmrt_ @ 18.05.2007, 00:16 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->hehe 换老婆的事情。。。如果已经有一个，换她比较贵。<br /><br />下面不是我写的， 但是跟老婆，跟软件有关系<br />------------------------------------<br /><br /> Dear Technical Support,<br /><br />18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.<br />However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.<br /><br />To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.<br /><br />I tried a shareware program, sl*pp*r 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.<br /><br />I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSe xPlus and Cleanhouse2005.<br /><br />Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0&#39;s memory and could not be deleted.<br />They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.<br />These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.<br /><br />Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can&#39;t be turned off.<br /><br />Recently I&#39;ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.<br /><br />Help requested please<br /><br />-----------<br /><br />Dear Troubled User:<br /><br />This is a very common problem that men complain about.<br /><br />Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING &#33;&#33;&#33; It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 70 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.<br /><br />You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings : Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application , &quot;Yes Dear&quot; , to alleviate software augmentation.<br /><br />The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE&#33; because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .<br /><br />However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 &#33;<br /><br />WARNING&#33;&#33;&#33; DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system&#33;<br /><br />Best of luck,<br /><br />Tech Support<br />[right][snapback]1321975[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />

AltWerther

hiahihiahiahia... that makes man rationaler...

wowo

解决方案是安装插件CHILD1.0

apex

<!--QuoteBegin-wowo+18.05.2007, 12:33 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(wowo @ 18.05.2007, 12:33 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->解决方案是安装插件CHILD1.0<br />[right][snapback]1322139[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />为什么不是Lover1.0呢？

AltWerther

<!--QuoteBegin-kurz+18.05.2007, 13:49 --><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kurz @ 18.05.2007, 13:49 )</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->为什么不是Lover1.0呢？<br />[right][snapback]1322155[/snapback][/right]<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage。。

minixin

&quot;HugeMoney 2007 Enterprise Edition&quot; might be a help...