女人啊，女人！

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WOMEN <br>by Marvin Yip. <br><br>If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman <br>If you don&#39;t, you are not a man <br>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying <br>If you don&#39;t, you are good for nothing <br>If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing <br>If you don&#39;t, you are not understanding <br>If you make romance, you are an &#39;experienced man&#39; <br>If you don&#39;t you are half a man <br>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring <br>If you don&#39;t, she accuses you of double crossing <br>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy <br>If you don&#39;t, you are a dull boy <br>If you are jealous, she says it&#39;s bad <br>If you don&#39;t , she thinks you do not love her <br>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn&#39;t respect her <br>If you don&#39;t, she thinks you do not like her <br>If you are a minute late, she complains it&#39;s hard to wait <br>If she is late, she says that&#39;s a girl&#39;s way <br>If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel <br>If she is visited by another, &#39;oh it&#39;s natural, we are girls&#39; <br>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold <br>If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage <br>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics <br>If you do, she thinks it&#39;s just one of the man&#39;s tactics <br>If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting <br>If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring <br>If you talk, she wants you to listen <br>If you listen, she wants you to talk <br><br>Oh God&#33; you created those creature called &quot;WOMAN&#39; <br><br>So simple, yet so complex <br>So weak, yet so powerful <br>So confusing, yet so desirable <br><br>&quot;O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN&quot; <br><br><br>女人啊，女人<br><br>吻她吧，不够君子 <br>不吻吧，不象汉子 <br>夸她吧，说你欺骗 <br>不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋 <br>顺她吧，你气管炎 <br>不顺吧，解人不善 <br>太浪漫，疑你老练 <br>太规矩，你抻不展 <br>常看她，招她厌烦 <br>少去点，怨你猎艳 <br>穿得好，说你花心 <br>邋遢些，缺个心眼 <br>吃醋吧，你太狭隘 <br>大度点，说你不爱 <br>求欢吧，不够尊重 <br>安分呢，不够爱宠 <br>你晚了，她等得烦 <br>她晚了，女孩特权 <br>你访友，是你堕落 <br>她聚会，天性其乐 <br>少亲她，你太冷淡 <br>老亲她，便宜你占 <br>过街不管，道德有缺憾 <br>领着她走，男人耍手段 <br>你看别人，是挑逗风情 <br>别人看她，是仰慕佳艳 <br>你要说话，她让你听着 <br>洗耳恭听，她逼你开言 <br><br>上帝啊！ <br>为何拆我骨头造女人 <br>简简繁繁 <br>怯怯炎炎 <br>我晕头转向 <br>我魂萦梦牵 <br>求你告我怎么办！ <br>

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