史上最强的中国式英语[转]

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史上最强的中国式英语(欢迎补充)<br><br>good good study,day day up <br>好好学习，天天向上 <br>horse horse tiger tiger <br>马马虎虎 <br>go and look&#33; <br>走着瞧 <br><br>go to head <br>去个头 <br><br>give you some color see see <br>给你点颜色看看 <br><br>how are you? <br>怎么是你? <br><br>how old are you? <br>怎么老是你？！ <br><br>where,where <br>哪里，哪里 <br><br>I GIVE YOU FACE YOU DONT GIVE ME FACE， <br>I TURN MY FACE YOU LOST YOUR FACE！ <br>我给你脸你不要脸，我会翻脸你真丢脸！ <br><br>红颜知己--red face konw me <br><br>EOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA <br>人山人海 <br><br>we are one home people <br>我们是一家人 <br><br>Do early fuck every day&#33; <br>每天都做早操 <br><br>you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart&#33; <br>有话快说，有屁快放 <br><br>FUCK DO COMPUTER！ <br>操作电脑 <br><br>You talk like breaking the wind&#33;&#33;&#33; <br>你说话像放屁一样&#33;&#33;&#33; <br><br>we are brothers who and who <br>咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊， <br><br>you want money,i have no <br>you want life,i have one <br>要钱没有，要命一条 <br><br>no nessaryy old three old four. <br>不要老三老四 <br><br>no door！没门 <br><br>日本 －&gt; Fuck Foolish <br>日本人 －&gt; Fuck Foolish Pig <br>日本男孩 －&gt; Fuck Foolish male small Pig <br>日本女孩 －&gt; Fuck Foolish female small Pig <br>日本男人 －&gt; Fuck Foolish female big Pig <br>日本女人 －&gt; Fuck Foolish AV Pig <br>日本首相 －&gt; Fuck Foolish son of a gun Pig <br><br>design chance 低三下四 <br>dance shopping 东施效颦 <br>changing warmer 千军万马 <br>more ming cheer miaow 莫名其妙 <br><br>After I doing something <br>AIDS(艾滋病)<br><br>you go not go? <br>你去不去？<br><br>Do you have time ？ 你有空嗎？ ﹙英文的