ZT---男人很难取悦!!

whv

Men Are Hard To Pleased 7 s& p5 w) m \1 y( B 男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS: F) u! k& s& U4 p 男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. $ c& N2 |$ Q7 u 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． 9 h/ _4 j% t/ d1 MIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; # X4 Z! F# @) i- W0 c2 A) \% H 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. ; L5 M3 U% b' y. w) \3 t 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. {! Q7 ^( I( H$ s: ^/ q# ^ 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ 5 P L, i7 W1 w% A$ F1 ~* A. ZIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 9 v3 f# b3 @! B$ D# J2 I 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 - t7 D) C2 r7 t& G - h9 I1 |5 P6 ^If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) , {# _9 L" W0 V! V! T 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． w5 c. y; h ~1 |) F- lIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 % V) }2 R# i" i2 t' @" r2 i" xIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP. - e6 g* a8 ?% j; X3 I- K0 s/ I3 p 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 ; Q3 L$ d' C+ \0 WIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 8 M( N* Q# g, g# J* K( P 如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 ' ?/ ^4 ]2 k- x5 s; \/ i1 m" BIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 3 A9 d8 u/ K0 I7 ^- |* m If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 9 B B" M) P2 [' b4 x' r' T 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 4 S% D) c+ g, s3 R 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 3 n% M) t+ b' `/ V. O 6 {7 z, V c( O& N- l. AIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 " [3 D1 l _ eIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. . e' R# {# v2 y% k% O% B3 b) v 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 # S& r3 b8 \- Z$ t; ?If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 9 S' B/ z e6 r 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 % s! t: n" `8 ]4 }# A If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. # G; j, i j, I# d5 y 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 5 y4 D- D; c y8 S. eIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 ( T; t4 d) z5 g( rIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ 2 u" ?0 P, I1 j2 e9 f SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! : s F( o0 I, @. P. i! ^- D! E If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... + H: w. R/ s$ Z2 `3 S, o如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish..... 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． ( ^( {5 a6 X( v: AThe moral of the story is....... / F' h. T0 q# m/ F以上的故事告诉我们： + d1 g; d. e. Y2 W" w% _1 ] 9 t, f2 S7 Z- P3 q: |2 i+ ESend this to guys out there anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ ) {" S9 v/ y G6 Q, O ; j3 q6 U% E2 Q. NSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter... % T4 j8 V- _1 a! i) G% ~7 Z转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 : [: N! ^( z; p/ ^3 ^% X

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， & |/ O$ X% M- `6 v* U让他自娱自乐吧