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Men Are Hard To Pleased
$ _* _3 x* R! i; u! i% a 男人很难取悦!!
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The problems with GUYS:
W# [6 ~5 P$ ?% S8 d( _ G7 v7 \5 F 男人的问题是：
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7 {7 ~/ }" t( U4 g' ~' r6 iIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;( W4 T0 T$ j" n4 e8 ]
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．6 o! t8 z! L+ J; @& b. u
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.5 I0 i, B7 K! ~7 H% H$ z. o
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
: G: N6 a) p v* HIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;- u2 |" w; c" j) v, G; y
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.. p, m2 W- `0 e+ a& y2 |5 Y5 Q# x1 {( x
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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7 J; o+ c" t6 yIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;( q2 ^+ b/ h5 Y) Q. v) Q
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
; Z3 y# }5 e; C. t0 h2 W& TIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS." b0 P- z% l+ O% |
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！3 `, l5 i* i. }% ^ I6 K1 A
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
4 ? ~& a; ]9 U. r- B4 t y 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.$ v8 K) T$ W$ {. Z8 ?1 K+ c
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
" w7 I' m: u% L, bIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;& }) M! `6 D" P
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
s4 o/ C* m/ r0 U6 V 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．* y1 R0 o+ u- j. ^1 q$ a0 ^7 j& o
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;. j: G3 F: \" X
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他) X$ |9 x7 L$ d% \, c' |
% W" T+ L* u8 ^, k% [5 A' f7 LIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.. o$ n, l/ {, L
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！/ c& ~( U+ C4 n0 Z0 z
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
9 F7 N! ^' N3 } 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.: u. W6 Z1 b; f6 g- V# X
如果不，他说妳不信任他, `6 y/ }" y' ~& f& }. P( O% x
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
0 X* h$ Y+ b& A5 I 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈7 I( j8 @- A, c# h) z
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
5 V, w. Q/ W8 D 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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& I+ {& B) R% A& s) u/ u5 JIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;1 R& q x' \. B4 M
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
4 x. T( r5 g1 g/ J# j' W6 oIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
4 d" s. x) s$ s) j0 E) |' u 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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" @) x. c9 S: C9 g. ~( qIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
- h% o. B i1 N" I; L: v 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩3 ^% m- a$ k" D4 w! G! C3 F
\& r. t( s' H3 @$ R4 L/ MIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
" ~# |" O" x! n0 y 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 u, j6 q6 G* r2 f
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;# w& B; A- v' ]8 i+ L
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气+ a$ l7 @- O" |
% x! e* H" T4 N5 |% U5 HIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
( d4 @9 z3 Y( p) S& W$ b+ S, C 如果他考得好，他说是实力！8 Y9 A* S n$ i$ l
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
8 P) r3 \ Y& U3 ?$ B 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍$ {# P! W; l9 N0 R; S/ \1 B6 b
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
% \4 c4 p5 U- @; H5 s' s* @+ P 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......1 P$ |+ j# u9 ]* K
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．: o: Y" S, R- y& B7 {
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....$ @0 A: w" R4 d% h1 ?
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
: `5 z0 H- }( w% w$ b) wThe moral of the story is.......! P8 V# \8 v0 S! s/ N! s! u8 q
以上的故事告诉我们：2 }$ O! K$ T2 s* o, S
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
6 N8 k: g3 y5 r/ V) J快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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1 a, Y( r/ d5 f$ xSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...( L1 T1 b' T$ G
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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发表于 25.10.2007 14:57:08
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