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Men Are Hard To Pleased
9 v6 s0 b8 h5 ^5 i/ H 男人很难取悦!!
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+ ~: C2 P) `# Z, i5 YThe problems with GUYS:
4 j0 N |4 ~, t8 D 男人的问题是：3 Z0 C8 P; P2 B5 v# `
0 N$ x& o9 f4 JIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
, s- r1 I! I. g8 W( u# b9 s. p 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．# K* }0 [$ K' A8 f+ ]6 j- Y! q1 J
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
4 n; T) Q# u! M" J4 _& j- h 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
; R& d& A8 |' {If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
3 h {( o' J, q, S 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．: \$ b4 ^5 g; Q. {' I
' m9 h# V4 y( x5 bIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
8 V5 T* N+ ?6 f( x 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
3 i3 T g# I9 A- Z) t7 |8 E% z 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
; W3 q) E, X2 A9 g! M" LIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.. s9 E6 l1 a& a
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！. }4 l1 E$ [- K3 M$ t j, d
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;9 L) [6 p' s# i. |
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷! e+ d) O7 q* x( G m) J! k
: h9 Z" e5 \: }8 U/ p" H! N+ oIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
- C# I0 o8 i1 E1 E 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
. T; \% w1 \; sIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;+ R3 j: B- M0 g w T) ]3 z
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳! N3 o5 h- j. p) R
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
. t1 F6 C; Q4 I/ s& B L) K. g/ ~ 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．( P5 v. a7 [, ]& `- B# Y: Z
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
# ^: z2 N% S5 X/ B: m: l 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他9 U2 A9 J; O4 g* |. @4 n+ Y
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
$ `: Q# s7 n$ Q% n5 l- v1 f" | 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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4 T0 ~7 N* l- M, B( eIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;; V+ ?; h! t2 k2 Y8 c& j
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him./ U. t1 G5 X$ J8 ~
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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* V: f6 T2 i5 |) b* |If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
$ L' Y, j8 p/ X( H& z$ M- P1 W 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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$ Y# w& r) K2 O# _5 _If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
2 O0 f. }3 w4 I# F 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
$ k6 ]5 K, I6 N' T$ r6 x 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人/ k! w4 w! T3 Y* n$ d. Q
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.- y6 r! N1 p! H! v
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 ~6 W$ R2 C: @" G! ^8 o& W
* h, g6 b6 t9 s. k8 P: @& xIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
! I& a7 ]# V. G) Z, }3 e 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩4 e/ j! _9 g- G- ^: b6 \( @8 w: w
4 j) R5 H1 S h- N) t2 k0 m! @If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.; C* P5 x) P# I
如果他吸烟，他是绅士 k, j0 h& T( X' |3 q& `5 K4 f
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;! `. _" j/ p* x
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气6 q; t8 w7 B* ` _
/ ^1 D9 I- q0 Y7 ~! tIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
; o6 Q+ u' K3 H$ f! C" p 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;3 g4 i- j" K/ {) o$ ^& Y# w
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍9 C7 ?6 `* A& {: i
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!; R9 V" N7 i/ o2 A- T' c
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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8 u2 r5 J- n& W1 WSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......; o, l7 e7 M" O. N& {
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．! q5 k! z/ Y [- k5 h* e8 b7 C
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....+ \2 Y* f) P9 ~ W9 H5 E
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
: q: `5 |) T5 y3 b7 R pThe moral of the story is.......- M1 s) H8 X* k4 {
以上的故事告诉我们：
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
/ A3 P" H8 d5 t% K* g( \* t快转寄这邮件给男生吧！" @+ v! |! m1 i4 q+ G
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter..." ], e1 x' t7 B/ `
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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发表于 25.10.2007 14:57:08
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