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Men Are Hard To Pleased
% r' u4 m! {) g* x' k 男人很难取悦!!
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The problems with GUYS:
) p% V1 T, y/ r& F5 k9 V 男人的问题是：# H" M/ G1 s8 V
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
# c% J- \6 I: s 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．# L/ V; [0 ~2 O
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.; P r& b1 ?5 N& S6 i
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．5 x# ^4 X* F8 Q' \' \ ?+ y& q( r
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;) ^' `8 \& L& b5 s( J9 g( ~2 O
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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4 L& F; l8 r9 n8 ]% o# z4 ^3 C# KIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.' q( E6 j/ n( a, E$ I3 L
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;: \3 p2 g6 v' i$ M" L* }- u
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
4 Z2 r4 V7 C# |6 ~If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. b2 h# d1 J0 D9 f+ Q
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！! ^2 r( p- J% k/ x$ i; T& `/ z
1 q- ?" c+ B! B6 ?5 T0 KIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;+ j x1 F" X- a+ `3 R
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
: ~) Q1 S' `( z 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
- E# b u c2 z" v. MIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
. u- k+ b" `! c B1 S0 T- i6 Y* D n 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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) b, D0 A' @ _: f2 I9 j/ DIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)( ]6 e# S- c$ ~. C- h. X! c4 O- q
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
- u% Q5 P4 t! cIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
0 N; N2 t# K' g- L/ M4 m# W 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他% N8 W e, Z: N/ a% X6 H: B& a
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.2 [) k L% F4 l" f7 R
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！; ]9 |3 }4 \( ^9 n" ~0 l
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
8 y! m, c# v" p) R# m 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
! K. i# c, Y( [ 如果不，他说妳不信任他+ a1 Q9 j( F% e$ g
( s6 Q! S8 N9 R' E* \ w; m9 tIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;1 a9 E( a/ `& V- F
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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, s$ i! n5 C( X) R- `6 ]/ pIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
4 o/ m8 i4 ?# W& h& m& a& G 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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+ O p- O/ `* h/ {, P( ]0 WIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;' V$ s4 l' W8 _- g4 ?
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人; C* ^; q6 o n/ ^1 B) \" g+ l
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.6 q( u5 |* r8 m) i* m7 R' e
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的# |* {, E1 U$ w
7 u; l) @* {9 D/ L8 O. O0 W+ ], hIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;9 i4 M& q1 P5 D x8 C; e
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩! d0 i2 m* f* I1 j/ W
; Q( p+ e& _; C' E& xIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.9 F# b+ a+ `! l, m5 u- @
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
" S0 E# n6 k3 E/ |% r" FIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;& [3 K: a: N6 S# M
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
7 y4 w9 ^! G" m4 D 如果他考得好，他说是实力！4 R0 P% U5 _+ D p; K
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;' T$ Q p" v- C' ^) y% D
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!/ u% R0 M; ^& j" P; j/ K2 r
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！0 i y* H5 Y9 F
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......7 d5 X9 @ r1 ?3 |2 B
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．+ t3 P/ D/ H ^- C$ f0 ~) U
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....+ @" q6 p, S; i9 J% ?2 q- X; W
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．. T8 }: e; x5 z& s
The moral of the story is.......
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Send this to guys out there anyway...0 S2 b/ V+ ]8 K0 f; J* `8 t
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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+ x4 P" c1 h4 f3 X& T; p# bSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...% f# w0 ?9 @# U# n7 q8 b/ e
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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发表于 25.10.2007 14:57:08
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