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Men Are Hard To Pleased% s4 E; e4 ~# N F
男人很难取悦!!# h: {. n t8 |6 e7 a3 T; V
5 B8 ]: c! R# Q5 c: [ f0 v- s: DThe problems with GUYS:
: [) ?' f) ?5 P9 N' A' W/ e 男人的问题是：
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;" y# L0 @% ]4 M& d& Z+ G1 c
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
; y" D5 Z. S; o. gIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
) {8 O5 _! G+ Q1 N3 [ 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
# e/ Z) n& K& o: g( {If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;; U' p3 X( c, X% `4 T5 m% d# I. ~
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
6 |1 t" D; O* ?6 } 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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5 E1 ?# l( K# D. `) ]If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;8 [( T- v: x- D9 h- }% B. l, W! h+ d
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执1 W3 f# f; |2 I7 m: j
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS." q+ G, `2 y2 R
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
' s& ~" U8 y* O& m 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷4 D; H& H2 w ]6 N
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.5 o3 g1 ^- S3 j6 O# O' @& v$ g2 [
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
) J- D' c ]3 Q6 v( DIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;. x! y/ j, a D. s! T
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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8 H- \7 {( Z" k$ y! U' eIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
" q' c4 I5 I7 F 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
5 [- R6 T0 B+ X" K2 w4 o# n! y# Y, ?If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;6 T: g# y, j6 H- f2 @% o
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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3 T9 j, z7 Z& [8 {6 C" UIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
+ K+ @! w# N: x5 P, Y7 v 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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$ I. N& u7 }4 q2 t& fIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
$ O8 t" e: z* T0 O3 H" s 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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! P F2 e; G, b" EIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
8 h4 a4 T1 T: g" ~5 \ 如果不，他说妳不信任他" U% V! D/ V$ v; r) P
- O. |) m2 C pIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
* @2 b- h2 G0 h6 n f5 m+ B6 ] 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.9 l! M* S7 |' k4 @
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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. P% b' K7 Z) A& I# D! K! U0 z# yIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
; I5 k' ~" d4 ~/ j( F 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
' A' S8 m. J" N2 M8 y$ i* _: a# IIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.9 Y/ [9 F- T$ T0 a
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的; T8 |# k2 c& U/ O4 T
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;: }+ \$ v8 ~8 g* T) `* u6 e
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩7 A4 h, X5 o( f: Q4 a; f
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
+ b, N8 i1 s+ Z# D2 q _ 如果他吸烟，他是绅士, ^! G! Y4 J3 ^% U- Z% l
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;6 Y0 W+ Z' W* A6 W; K, d' D
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气7 @; U/ h9 O0 X% Y z% |
6 J4 }& U' l' x" XIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.9 c1 X3 Y* ?) z: N
如果他考得好，他说是实力！$ D0 W7 @2 j/ {5 T [9 i( Q* k+ _
) `; v- b |) D1 W# |4 ]! D! jIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;/ W% [) f/ I% P5 s& u
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍$ k6 X- O* _* M- ^8 Z3 F& B/ J
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!* h# I& \ d8 y# _- U4 E! Q
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！; B: n1 T- U+ R) f! R q0 O4 J" B
0 ~5 y! N: Y) m0 DSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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' m' [4 s/ P, ~/ |7 S& N/ c# nIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......1 b7 T/ d- e: n% i6 h/ H
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
3 w2 Q9 m) K$ I; Z) ?0 Ebut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
( ?' P5 }/ O) o9 X 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
3 V# ?& R) Q+ l4 E4 dThe moral of the story is.......
+ q( |8 Z+ D8 ^* `# |; j以上的故事告诉我们： n3 S( f; z6 d
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
# o' @: b7 s# M( }快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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% G3 O2 w( v; U4 x( Z. q" eSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
" r* X0 u& m% n8 q' z$ n. t转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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