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Men Are Hard To Pleased$ g t; X4 d, } _) t. C$ F1 a
男人很难取悦!!# ?3 x. {5 `& }1 ~# X' V6 }
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The problems with GUYS:
. N: a/ s! R# R1 N 男人的问题是：7 M+ t* r" i/ N) }% b1 f
) |7 m" ^* q& cIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
7 [5 P9 l! m7 U# d 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．1 W6 H6 r a9 T1 I1 y
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
) V9 N1 v$ r7 Z+ V; \! K 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
; s. c, f: ^; x" YIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;0 k2 z/ i( N7 t6 t
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．! ^% H/ u4 `$ r0 @( z
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
! i) l2 o1 _) \3 g2 _ 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;) `7 E( c* y, P) i5 m) t- N; z
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执$ |. }1 w5 r; A' b: l- M; }7 f* Q
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.9 P, g' V0 i/ ]3 w. h5 M
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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1 P6 T7 c" z8 _7 C N6 LIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
! q1 k" S- M: C, i4 R7 d 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷% j( a( H m$ L: P/ K& Z5 [
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
4 l7 F/ a: {) O9 Q1 e 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
2 n/ Z ?% V% W, C8 ~( N- gIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
B/ q; P% A9 `1 p# t- x' w' R7 L; w! X9 C 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳; Y5 W5 [' K# x' V0 z
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)5 n& x: A* h" V' A$ f
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．3 m5 W5 s( O P/ n1 G0 B; i
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
; v0 Q- L$ d( K4 H# X 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.2 h2 \) j" A3 _
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
) l1 ~: {4 B0 e. _* \, P4 V 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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. E2 F- ^0 v, k E9 @If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.7 J# E( v. h; f
如果不，他说妳不信任他1 F5 W g% x- l* _0 F f
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;: [* R H9 x4 g# s9 f/ _# y4 }( h
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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( c+ C/ f! V# I' b! C, H' I4 L' i: ZIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.( ?. ~$ L8 X/ q& {$ P; q" Y
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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" U; b! ~6 }9 N( a: y: _1 j3 e' Q8 aIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;" x' T9 F6 c1 ^& ?+ `
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
$ ^) e6 i. @' r- y* G0 v+ I, Q/ U" SIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
$ T2 l7 W( U; s" o, B) ?# A- ^ v' q 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的1 S: p$ H8 f: Y1 g& j/ b. u
, R8 `1 o- d8 r% gIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
% d( C; N, p& n% b 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩4 K4 E1 y7 [; b! E6 n3 Y
U) L5 ^$ |) G& g! s" t3 I+ gIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.0 ?; G* ~0 ]3 Z8 q) z: G$ `. p9 ^
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
( L) b2 ~8 P1 o$ e9 U- _3 [ Y2 h# V- h; wIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;1 u6 e5 ^ e9 g6 `( ~& `, T
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气4 f9 I: u. Q- h4 f' @/ L: @# ?
3 l# U$ d, ]& g; \, h/ iIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
8 b8 @2 [( i3 ]* Y1 L& z 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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) `8 F& M( p& L8 j/ y7 qIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; k' y& X v6 Z/ X
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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: b$ \* m6 W' j4 `* T6 EIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!' l; W: x% V% p% z% @8 F) y$ ^* B" j
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！2 H W D% E: x1 M
" w- y% _2 V! ?/ h8 R1 aSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!$ H* F O9 u, ^! @. K
$ v6 p- v* @$ j) g3 Q0 QIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......., O+ o% x0 S6 P1 E. E
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
5 R7 q: [ T% Q( qbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
B$ k3 Q$ V. C; O 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．# [. w5 p+ R( [- C) \/ \
The moral of the story is........ B0 f- E0 S1 a6 \
以上的故事告诉我们： E2 t2 o8 v. y
! ~0 ?5 m0 U+ H7 T4 WSend this to guys out there anyway...7 ?% v4 M5 g& W( K4 |& `
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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* v7 D: m( Y. w1 P0 c3 MSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
# s' ? B( b6 X L! ~5 {转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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