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Men Are Hard To Pleased" z& ^7 H+ x. ^
男人很难取悦!!9 z, G& g/ t1 q! K; D( b
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The problems with GUYS:
* D7 C) Y% h5 r6 O# z; ?: c9 k 男人的问题是：
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/ V( O. @1 M1 q LIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
' w0 E" l4 Z) N# T0 `$ Y 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
4 K4 w/ P E5 S ^$ k: C2 I. u6 XIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.- z- W- Y* g3 q% b5 `0 w+ f( {
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．& F7 M0 f: N j; _$ ~
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;8 w" t/ I8 K' g
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．1 w& V3 l/ [; o
" Y" F$ p4 ~% ^8 VIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
- ~4 f; H- J5 M/ o( g# K0 T 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的8 ]3 z* l2 e" `6 I6 i- F
' v2 q% ]: ^4 `2 J8 iIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;2 I0 m, @9 O, ?2 g) F3 Q
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执! {9 _ a' {2 Z, U7 S
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.2 H7 b: v7 p! R' u
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！/ P; N! p7 b2 z+ r e/ O9 c- Q
& O% F u( \ A' y3 J; OIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;" u2 U: D3 O/ E7 Q) ~ J
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷% w1 D9 [- r7 i$ L
6 N3 v2 G' L( r: YIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
% I- ^2 F; j1 G+ i9 L. p 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！; M* x9 H* {* r4 d( d
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
9 e5 X) `6 b) Q) v% V 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳* c9 X0 k! d; v5 m
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
j7 Z9 `# \4 P4 L7 q2 P 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．: {3 d+ |( _$ R. Q. [0 t) Z
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
. D, C" G, G w 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.' i0 r: m1 N, s3 R9 z% c
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ v9 z o Z {2 {% f' n
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;2 d/ P! K' n& C# F0 y6 u8 S
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.' q9 T* m- d" A5 M* i
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
) \# x* z4 u2 J; _& U2 r 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈( U5 j! i# L: `6 G ?
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
. ?: n4 |9 ^9 g+ K8 B8 j6 k 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳: [4 a3 V) H/ @2 d) Y' x5 i
! a* u& u; I7 G) ? r) \& [8 ]If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;' x* p. R: G$ T; e! z
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
% r3 Z, _% r( Q# n+ VIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
, o$ S8 y( ^1 Z V* p# u 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 X& q. l! G, E) n8 |7 J1 `0 |. \
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;2 |0 O/ S5 t. |3 Z
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩& \2 l& a7 G/ J; [. H, n8 H
- K# g& G4 o! {( g5 x4 ?If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
c1 b- u& d, K" r 如果他吸烟，他是绅士' r# b8 j9 E) j F. j
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;" s" k& I- E3 ]" f3 f' A7 Q
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气& w1 a, m+ a1 E8 E
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS./ n* p' y! ^. n, b+ u: O; d
如果他考得好，他说是实力！) {& ^3 K u2 U$ m( A- k" K0 M( d
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;, z4 u' s/ Y/ M: o o" `5 G( k
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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2 G( C8 U+ L8 E# FIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
. A+ Y* F0 q* m5 j2 z3 z9 n$ _: { 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！; F/ S& J: h6 p: t" m+ o
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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6 W: [. |: Z( n) H( X! |; zIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......! B8 I- w: p6 j( B0 t$ H5 l$ B
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．: D& G9 u6 q/ C+ J; n8 x9 D
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....7 p9 N+ Y ~9 k
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
) T6 P$ t% l; {6 |+ k# W8 mThe moral of the story is.......2 A* L1 m: S" t9 |, [8 j+ R8 ~3 d
以上的故事告诉我们：
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' b. D* _9 J. ^Send this to guys out there anyway...
8 ~/ Z; o) U8 _快转寄这邮件给男生吧！% v$ b0 d7 J1 P% Q! R1 f
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
/ K5 a9 Z2 Q2 M+ o7 b转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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