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Men Are Hard To Pleased
/ Z' f4 J& ^+ q3 g6 v, V' e3 j9 y) ^8 m 男人很难取悦!!
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. X) Z' i! }4 i/ Z; `) B9 uThe problems with GUYS:6 E/ v$ \& [% S1 O) ^; { C$ g+ `7 J
男人的问题是：
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
* O7 }, F/ p0 s 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．, L% Z! d8 Z( p: A
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
! O1 b7 I0 z4 D/ A3 Y, `$ h( e 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． C9 G; P; v2 l
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
4 [) R0 g9 g8 S; F, u9 U: w 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．1 l7 K1 K/ }+ E) z5 `
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.6 a$ |6 p; O+ o0 r7 J
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的' G8 T5 r. N% C) y2 ]$ t
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
T) Z. d' r% Z2 n7 s 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
5 F" ~$ ?" X0 F8 w, I3 o6 Y: rIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
" J4 y7 W4 `) S% C5 H1 ` 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！4 u1 G# {6 ?. E
1 ?* \8 a& R! l- @6 N1 A% U; BIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
, i% A6 v; h/ M$ G3 y$ ~1 J3 ] 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷3 {! t7 B: p/ \/ q6 U
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
! W/ S9 y) P' V! C. t. P: ~ 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！5 G: x, f2 W- v+ W* L
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;+ w" A: Z* {. m* c: K i
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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3 l4 J. {' }& D; w; xIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
, ?: O- D* V/ c; L& f3 c$ b" Z, s 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
9 }# j$ c4 B' C: N& C6 K) jIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;, t b; a Y" m; k( m
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
8 h- H, K0 m- D; y+ U 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！! E, u" y% Z# Y- h
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
* ?! `9 I- N- e8 c2 \$ F1 ^# E. l7 O 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
7 D% }) A/ v# r8 ? 如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
! E9 `6 p, U$ X. t0 k% X- T 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈, V8 Q: t+ e2 O' p% u
8 G+ ~5 U: q5 UIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.# C; f* x x0 l% s& _- V- Y) U+ a
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;+ z7 a U }3 n
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
) }1 A; P8 f4 C& q2 M8 H' OIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.7 u B4 V* b" u. A
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;, ^8 z1 m$ s5 ^ @+ I0 H
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩' n4 Z6 ]" h1 I& A6 H2 q! X( t
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.3 _8 H7 ?8 h: D4 l4 i9 e! Y- p
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
. z6 @7 H1 n8 n! TIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
, i2 o: J! u8 a# a 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气/ \0 [% B. ~$ ~# h5 J! a) _2 }
e' c% P$ Q# R. cIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
! f7 e, ~4 G- r+ Z3 U 如果他考得好，他说是实力！- K& h2 ]) w, q! \ e
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
$ F) S/ p" g! ?& [ 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍- e$ N8 l2 Y: J* s& r
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
: [. h# E0 \% |: O4 Y) I 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！6 ^8 i, g, x$ S/ @3 s9 q. @
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!3 J. ]6 b0 S4 q& ?9 s
" \) n" w3 X9 `8 M6 LIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......6 u& h ~& p7 n) U- B# f
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
0 r- q1 q3 W' T$ }# kbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....( x6 `8 H- p/ ]" X
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．& A/ A' e5 R! I0 M8 I* D4 N
The moral of the story is.......
* P- ^4 V, O, b1 l以上的故事告诉我们：' d0 E9 M3 K' D. X+ O( n
1 q) h- R) d: C; P; P& eSend this to guys out there anyway...
& Z. m, E) h1 g Y快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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. |; I% [+ P+ K, ]& t3 I! y! uSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
% C, w, w" T0 p1 j转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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