ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 8 i, u5 E9 \9 _* j6 e 男人很难取悦!! 4 d) f* r! K/ \$ e" B6 } The problems with GUYS: 6 P: _& N9 c6 O8 @: c7 J4 s$ n# j 男人的问题是： ' H+ Q' `; t9 M$ t If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． 0 M! E$ E* c6 l; l6 L# zIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 9 s' |) @! B Z. \ 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 ; J; R& `7 e0 ~$ D" g: QIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 0 x8 p- F+ @& a$ ~. S 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ : ^/ x1 R0 v7 L4 k& t# O+ V2 MIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 8 X1 ^6 b: D- g% _ 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 ! P0 [1 v3 N, H+ p& ] If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ 4 D7 t. W3 v' c& |If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; $ X$ n6 I" k" |& |& J 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 ' d; Z+ \+ U, I If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) & F3 L" C+ N9 ^' B8 f6 t! ]7 Q4 S 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． % n* A4 m6 k, _7 D2 |( PIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 2 Q6 E T7 g) | $ F2 ^, ~. Y6 VIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 # X- D; K' J; f; p3 ?$ W5 r8 b If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. ! T$ S' N0 ^: _' h8 s 如果不，他说妳不信任他 ; `$ a" {9 ]6 C) D pIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; : L, g1 f& M& s8 P 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 ! ~: f! n3 e0 W' T/ ^3 K% Q* EIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 ' R; d) g4 m0 S, Y. vIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 4 y7 p+ }7 U5 p+ Q7 G. q2 ^ 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; ' v2 }, h7 G$ q5 g- R+ Z5 f% d 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 G2 e8 H# Q! }& t8 E0 l If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 3 h, y1 u4 u, L/ M" @5 ` 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 $ _! A1 Z, P3 A4 C/ ]0 l. O( ]$ n" tIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 / [, l/ z: F. j2 z If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 6 l, m8 d2 s: \' RIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; ) J, z* y. _0 I2 \- j3 r6 F1 I3 n 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 ! d. D" V( f- i1 { $ a: }4 K1 Z+ l6 WIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! % u1 I; n4 c, b8 R4 G M9 yIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... * E+ Q% c( y7 |: s4 Q如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish..... ( G( R% N* ~2 G# X! x: B- q4 F 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... ) |/ J" \* G0 n! |3 ~. M! @以上的故事告诉我们： ) I$ c% M9 _+ V/ k( nSend this to guys out there anyway... ! d4 L& ~* Y+ J) J5 Q6 b2 g1 R快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 0 W, P4 x2 a1 W& ^7 q0 \7 U+ L/ _

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， 让他自娱自乐吧