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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.<br><br>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<br><br>One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br><br>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.<br><br>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br><br>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.<br><br>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.<br><br>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.<br><br>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<br><br>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.<br><br>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br><br>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.<br><br>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<br><br>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.<br><br>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<br><br>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.<br><br>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br><br>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.<br><br>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br><br>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. <br><br>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<br><br>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.<br><br>"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.<br><br>"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.<br><br>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<br><br>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.<br><br>"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "<br><br>努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.<br><br>"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "<br><br>工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.<br><br>God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.<br><br>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.<br><br>When two's company, three's the result!<br><br>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!<br><br>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<br><br>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.<br><br>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.<br><br>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! <br><br> |
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