A black guy and a gorilla

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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together.  The brother<br>says to the bartender, "I&#39;d like a beer.  Give my friend here a<br>gin & tonic."<br>The bartender says, "We don&#39;t serve no gorillas in here."<br>So the two of &#39;em stomp out of the bar.  "I&#39;ll fix those<br>bastards," he thought.<br>He take the gorilla home, shaves off all of her hair, gives her a<br>nice wig, some lipstick, a red dress, stockings -- the works.<br>Back to the bar.<br>"Yeah?  What&#39;ll it be, buddy?"<br>"Give me a beer and a gin & tonic for my girlfriend here."<br>No problem this time.  The bartender serves the drinks then he<br>heads down to the other end of the bar.<br>When he gets to the end of the bar, the bartender motions<br>towards the black guy and the shaved gorilla then whispers to<br>a buddy of his, "You know what drives me crazy?  It seems<br>like every time a good looking Italian girl comes in here, she&#39;s<br>with a nigger."<br><br>