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游妙

Money is not everything. There&#39;s Mastercard & Visa. <br>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. <br>One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. <br>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. <br>Love the neighbor. But don&#39;t get caught. <br>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. <br>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. <br>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. <br>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. <br>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. <br>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. <br>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） <br>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. <br>&quot;Your future depends on your dreams.&quot; So go to sleep. <br>&quot;现在的梦想决定着你的将来&quot;,所以还是再睡一会吧. <br>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. <br>&quot;Hard work never killed anybody.&quot; But why take the risk? <br>努力工作不会导致死亡&#33;不过我不会用自己去证明. <br>&quot;Work fascinates me.&quot; I can look at it for hours&#33; <br>工作好有意思耶&#33;尤其是看着别人工作. <br>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. <br>When two&#39;s company, three&#39;s the result&#33; <br>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是&#33; <br>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. <br>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <br>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?<br><br><br><img src='http://hs-www.he.cninfo.net/webdocs1/sck/bzy/cartoon/jfm/jfm11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

kikiapple

哈哈...<br>有意思&#33;&#33;<br>

盲拳

下次回国买一套带过来。。。。。。。

夏秋冬

呵呵

julia326

确实很可爱的，哈<br>好像8月20几号，有一部加菲猫的电影要上映了，哈 <!--emo&--><img src='http://www.kaiyuan.de/modules/ipboard/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->  

stephon

好笑

玫瑰

觉得它和欧弟在一起是绝配~<br /><br />欧弟真的一副没心没脑的样子，天天超级乐观地耷拉着舌头。。。